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Timely Nonsense
Chicago, Illinois
$45
3 Hour
1
Aid Stations
6
Days Away
About This Race
Timely Nonsense brings traditional 6/12 hour timed ultra events into the city of Chicago, with runners completing a ~0.97 mile paved loop around Horner Park. At the top of every hour, a new fun challenge is issued for runners to complete during that hour.
Key Dates
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Race Day
Sep 12, 2026
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Pricing
Current Price
$45
3 Hour
Price Progression
12HR Individual
$120
12HR 4 Person Relay
$150
6HR Individual
$75
3 Hour
$45
Aid Stations
1| Station | Distance | Crew | Drop Bags | Cutoff | Supplies |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Start/Finish Aid Station One aid station at the Start/Finish stocked with typical ultra fare. A vendor at the park also sells hot dogs, popsicles, sodas, and ultra treats. | -- | -- | waterhot dogspopsiclessodas+1 |
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